Portal Lubricant is a Galaxy’s Goofiest Gifts trading card number 3 in High on Life.
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Nobody likes to think about the dark days before Portal Lubricant was invented. You'd pop through a portal covered in rashes or missing a limb, maybe you'd be skinless... it was hell. Now we all use Portal Lubricant every day - some portals even come pre-lubricated! AND you can use it for sex!
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- Port Terrene: Luglox in Nipulon’s Office.